Der Bro Code [Barney Stinson Matt Kuhn] on *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. A bro always calls another bro by his last name. (Exception: If a bro’s last name is also a racial epithet). PARADISA COROLLARY: Or if the. Definition of a Bro: A person who will always be with you unless he’s got something else anymore. If someone has upheld one or more.
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If a bro sees another bro get into a fight, he immediately has his bro’s back.
The Bro Code
A bro shall never turn away a bro who shows up uninvited at his door The Bro Code is a living document, much like the Constitution. Bros cannot make contact during a Devil’s Threeway two dudes. When executing a high five, a bro is forbidden from intertwining fingers or grasping his bro’s hand. Shopbop Designer Fashion Brands.
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These items are dispatched from and sold by different sellers. A stinsno is entitled to have sex with his bro’s ex if she initiates it, is really hot, or his bro is out of town or in a different room. A bro doesn’t listen to chick music Basically the coolest dude ever, Barney Stinson has been compared to the Fonz–but Barney is much, much more awesome.
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If a chick inquires about another bro’s sexual history, another bro shall honor the Brode Of Silence and play dumb. A bro checks out another bro’s blind date, tge responds with either a thumbs-up or thumbs-down.
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A bro is allowed to publish The Bro Code if he stands to make a profit on it. A bro shall not sleep with another bro’s sister – but is allowed to say she’s hot.
A bro is never offended if another bro fails to return barnsy phone call, text, or email in a timely fashion. Please try again later. When a bro gets a chick’s number, he waits at least 96 hours before calling her. It’s called the Bro Code, not the Slob Code. This should go without saying, but you never know. A bro never admits he can’t drive stick – even after an accident. AmazonGlobal Ship Orders Internationally. Amazon Renewed Refurbished products with a warranty.
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It is never, EVER permissible for a bro to sleep with his bro’s ex. In a scenario where barey or more bros are watching entertainment of the adult variety, each bro is forbidden from touching the others in any capacity.
A real bro doesn’t laugh when a guy gets hit in the groin. All the Paradisa Corollaries and extra rules, however, were written by me.
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